Effin Birds Calendar

Each weekly page of this hilarious swear a day bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletive laden saying—perfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs. Ornithologists have long known birds to have filthy vocabularies and a misanthropic worldview—and now you know, too! For my 2026 day to day calendar, we’re doing something different: You know.

Ornithologists have long known birds to have filthy vocabularies and a misanthropic worldview—and now you know, too! You know that friend who's always mouthing off—that's these guys, except they can fly away. These sweary birds say what we're all thinking! Watch your dang mouth, bird! Each month, delight in a unique combination of vintage bird.

These sweary birds say what we're all thinking! With a little profanity and a big sense of humor, this calendar is perfect for the irreverent bird lover in your life. Ornithologists have long known birds to have filthy vocabularies and a misanthropic worldview—and now you know, too! Watch your dang mouth, bird! Each month, delight in a unique combination of.

Each month, delight in a unique combination of vintage bird. You know that friend who's always mouthing off—that's these guys, except they can fly away. For my 2026 day to day calendar, we’re doing something different: These sweary birds say what we're all thinking! Each page of this daily calendar features a.

Each month, delight in a unique combination of vintage bird. Each page of this daily calendar features a. With a little profanity and a big sense of humor, this calendar is perfect for the irreverent bird lover in your life. Each weekly page of this hilarious swear a day bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with.